An Existence Less Meaningless

Sunday, February 15, 2009

I was so excited to get my Victoria's Secret catalog today because I was wanting to document this.

I could care less about Victoria's Secret. Somehow, this catalog found me through some girly magazine subscription I had years ago.

Anyway, I find it extremely ironic to find this:

What is this world coming to?

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Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Don't Drink The Water

One of our cats showed a passionate interest in the water cooler this evening. She has had a slight crush on it for the past couple months and we thought it was cute. One time, I filled the cat's bowl with water from the cooler just for fun, but Spouse usually refills with tap water.

The tap water here SUCKS. It tastes TERRIBLE. But the cats don't mind, right? I mean, if they're trying to climb the cabinets to taste raw chicken thawing out, they won't mind a little crappy water, right?

Tonight, she really told us that the water is $#!^.

I put some cooler water in the bowl and she had a drink immediately.

So I guess the cats now will reap the rewards of my "Very Practical" Christmas present from Spouse the first year we were married.

Now, we'll be refilling the cooler jug even more frequently.

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Monday, January 5, 2009

Ice, Ice, Baby

Two days ago, it was 83 degrees....

..And today:

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Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Memories of Christmas

The Tree.. If you can see it!

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Memories of Thanksgiving

The Cheeseball.

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Saturday, December 20, 2008

Have A Nap

It's okay, Saffie, you rest while I wrap presents and do stuff....

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Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Ode To Bread

I present to you an amazing discovery!

I bought this loaf of bread so long ago, I can't remember. It's been at least a month. Probably more. It has yet to mold.

Just last week, Spouse was comfortably eating peanut butter sandwiches with slices of this bread. Month-old bread.

In the background, is it's replacement. I am retiring the old miracle bread tonight.

For only being 45 calories (per slice) it actually was pretty good.

Maybe that's why it didn't mold or "go bad." It's mostly made out of air.

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Name: Borderline Agoraphobic
Home: Too Far From Wal-Mart, Texas, United States
About Me: I'm what you call a "square." I'm a liberal and a conservative. I don't like people but I have a desire to help them. I like my string cheese warm but my hot dogs cold. I think I might have a split personality, but it's still fun whatever it is!
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